My cure for cabin fever, & details on my LIVE appearance.

Come see me use 'the wand' this Friday in Hollywood!

The past few days I haven't done much of anything because I've been a pretty sick puppy.
Just watching lots of Dexter (that Michael C. Hall can come after me with the plastic wrap any time he wants!) and sitting in bed playing with my new toy. My new toy is a neon wand and I have already tried all of the electrodes and I was able to turn up the juice all the way. My bedroom smells like a blown fuse, but I had to keep myself entertained while recovering from my fever.

I finally started feeling better after a gentleman friend of mine appeared on my doorstep today with Thai coconut soup to help rehabilitate me. He is always showing up with little presents or food but claims that he only does it because he wants 'good karma.' He calls it karma. I call it 'being my bitch.' Tomato, tomahto, I suppose.  

I am going to bust out the electric wand this Friday at a comedy show called Paid or Pain. A brilliant, yet sick and twisted producer friend of mine had the idea to put on a stand up comedy show where the audience can vote on whether the stand up comic deserves money or torture after performing. Usually comics hate to bomb but a few of these pervy performers don't mind because they know that if they don't get any laughs, I will be coming after them with the wand!

I will be causing trouble this Friday, February 10th at 10PM and you can see me in a rare live appearance!

Details are here:

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 10TH, 10PM The Comedy Store 8433 Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90069 (btwn La Cienega & Sweetzer) 323.650.6268

PAID -OR- PAIN?-->Tired of being tortured by bad comedy? NOW, comedians join forces with burlesque dancers and a dominatrix. Comics perform & the audience decides; will they be PAID in cash or administered PAIN by a dominatrix? PAID or PAIN: a sociological comedy experiment.
Hosted by Josh Filipowski & Dominatrix Sophie Blue! Plus Sexperts and Special Guests!
$10 in advance online (BUY 8, GET 2 FREE!)/$15 at door. 2 drink min. 21+ THIS WILL BE FILMED Buy tickets here.