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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Don't make Me shove this foot up your ass!

A little conversation?

I've been thinking a lot about feet, since there are more die-hard foot fetishists popping up in my life these days. My first foot session is described here.

What I neglected to mention, is that the Buckets-of-Cum guy sucked on the heel of my shoe first and when I decided that my heel was sufficiently aroused, I blasted him with hand creme to symbolize my heel/cock ejaculating. (All his idea, he was very creative!) The beginning of our session started out with the gentleman very intently staring at my feet. It must have gone on for at least 10 minutes, which doesn't sound very long. But it certainly felt like a long time as the 2 of us were sitting in total silence, while he cradled my foot. It looked to me like he was developing a relationship with my foot. He massaged and kissed and stroked my foot like it was the face of a lover. That was the first time I had seen such a thing.

Years ago, I read somewhere that women love shoes so much because the part of our brain that processes 'sex' is closest to the part of the brain that processes 'feet.' It sounded like bullshit to me at the time, like an urban legend the ladies of Sex and the City may have chatted about. Today I found this article via a google search. 

My toes are really stubby, and they were great for ballet when I was a little girl, but as a teenager I was self-conscious about how fat my toes are. While the other girls were obsessed with their butts and hips, I was stick-thin and worried about my toes. (A teenage girl can always find something "wrong" with her body).  Now it all seems silly, especially since my fat little tootsies have so many admirers these days.

I have to get back to polishing off this box of chocolates. I mentioned in my last blog that I had come down with the flu, but I have recovered and I am ready to play tomorrow and milk Hump Day for all it's worth! Happy Valentine's Day Players!

XO, Sophie B.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

My cure for cabin fever, & details on my LIVE appearance.

Come see me use 'the wand' this Friday in Hollywood!

The past few days I haven't done much of anything because I've been a pretty sick puppy.
Just watching lots of Dexter (that Michael C. Hall can come after me with the plastic wrap any time he wants!) and sitting in bed playing with my new toy. My new toy is a neon wand and I have already tried all of the electrodes and I was able to turn up the juice all the way. My bedroom smells like a blown fuse, but I had to keep myself entertained while recovering from my fever.

I finally started feeling better after a gentleman friend of mine appeared on my doorstep today with Thai coconut soup to help rehabilitate me. He is always showing up with little presents or food but claims that he only does it because he wants 'good karma.' He calls it karma. I call it 'being my bitch.' Tomato, tomahto, I suppose.  

I am going to bust out the electric wand this Friday at a comedy show called Paid or Pain. A brilliant, yet sick and twisted producer friend of mine had the idea to put on a stand up comedy show where the audience can vote on whether the stand up comic deserves money or torture after performing. Usually comics hate to bomb but a few of these pervy performers don't mind because they know that if they don't get any laughs, I will be coming after them with the wand!

I will be causing trouble this Friday, February 10th at 10PM and you can see me in a rare live appearance!

Details are here:
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 10TH, 10PM The Comedy Store 8433 Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90069 (btwn La Cienega & Sweetzer) 323.650.6268
PAID -OR- PAIN?-->Tired of being tortured by bad comedy? NOW, comedians join forces with burlesque dancers and a dominatrix. Comics perform & the audience decides; will they be PAID in cash or administered PAIN by a dominatrix? PAID or PAIN: a sociological comedy experiment.
Hosted by Josh Filipowski & Dominatrix Sophie Blue! Plus Sexperts and Special Guests!
$10 in advance online (BUY 8, GET 2 FREE!)/$15 at door. 2 drink min. 21+ THIS WILL BE FILMED Buy tickets here.